Books by Craig B. Polenz
The Chronicles of Elijah
Follow the prophet Elijah’s journey through scripture and into your own life. This powerful guide mixes biblical insight, humor, and practical lessons for anyone seeking God’s direction.
Texas Tails
A hilarious and heartfelt collection of jokes, stories, and cowboy wisdom. Perfect for fans of Texan culture, this book blends religious humor and down-home storytelling in short, easy-to-enjoy bites.
The Divine Conception
This book explores what it really means to connect with God — not just in theory, but in lived experience. Discover how to open your heart and walk daily in spiritual unity.
Normalize stupidity
Unleash bold humor with Craig B. Polenz’s Normalized Stupidity. This hilarious, satirical take on life’s quirks, relationships, and aging is a must-read for fans of no-holds-barred comedy, delivering laugh-out-loud moments and sharp insights.
Upcoming
Books
The God Stones Series
- Legacy
- Heaven’s Gates
- Maelstrom
- Tribulation (in progress)
The Reflections Series
- Raindrops
- When Dreams Come True
- The Dance
Other Projects
- Diary of a Dying Man (in progress)
- Rehashed Oatmeal (Joke Book #3)
- Covid by Craig (upcoming)